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Sleeping Dogs Review
What the hell is Sleeping Dogs? Sure it’s about an undercover cop sent to Hong Kong to take down the Triad, but that’s not the issue here. What is it? Sleeping Dogs is a frustrating game with a lot of...
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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Review
Skyrim is just too fucking big, can that count as a legitimate complaint? I played this game when it first came out and poured sixty hours into it and never completed the main quest, this time around...
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Dark Souls Review
Fuck Dark Souls. There I said it, and for the second week in a row I’ve begun a review by dropping an eff bomb, boo hoo. If reading that first line offends you, then congratulations, you now know how I...
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X-Com: Enemy Unknown Review
I am very far behind in my reviews, I know this, but I’m also an alcoholic. And balls deep in summer courses. In recent years I’ve found that games with a narrative or, better yet, a brain caught my...
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Dishonored Review
Here’s a rather brilliant but frustrating game, something of a long journey nagged by potholes and thunderstorms. How else could I describe Arkane Studio’s Dishonored? There simply is no way to do the...
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Fuse Review
I won’t lie, when I picked this game up I told myself I was probably going to hate it. And I won’t lie, two hours into Fuse I started liking it. But after around ten hours of petty combat and tedious...
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The Last of Us Review
Troy Baker has to be the Daniel Day-Lewis of video game voice acting, next to Nolan North who is the Harrison Ford. Baker did full motion capture for Joel in Naughty Dog’s The Last of Us, and...
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Saints Row: The Third Review
This is going to be quick and concise. I feel it has to be considering I originally wrote a Saints Row: The Third review three weeks after it came out in 2011, back when I was weak, and scored it a 9...
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R.U.S.E Review
Ruse might be the best real-time strategy game on console I have played in years, trumping the likes of the Command and Conquer series by a furlong. I should score Ruse a 10 out of 10, considering how...
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MLB 13: The Show Review
I have a hypothesis that San Diego Studios makes good baseball games on even years, and churns experimental crap on the odd years. Take MLB 11, the new pitching interface involved thrusting the right...
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